This knife comes with 749 tools, weighs 112 pounds and measures 3 feet in diameter.
Okay, it’s not quite that bad. But wow, does this baby pack a lot of tools in. I’d like to be able to say that it packs a lot of tools in to a very small space, but that’s just not the case. This tool is large!
First off, let’s see if we can name all 80 of the tools without running out of breath: two blades, corkscrew, can and bottle opener, five screwdrivers, wire stripper/cutter/scraper/crimping tool, reamer, key ring, tweezers, toothpick, scissors, hook, saw, fish scaler/disgorger, ruler, nail file/cleaner, saw, chisel, pliers, magnifying glass, pen, pin, sewing eye, wrench, LED light, pruning blade, spatula, combination tool, and watch opener.
Phew! Not too bad after all. But wait, we forgot the LCD display on the side. That features a clock, altimeter, alarm, barometer, thermometer and timer.
There’s no way it’s going to fit in a pocket, but if you throw it in a duffel bag, a purse, or a backpack, you’ll probably find you reach for it quite often.
Sadly, it does not include a kitchen sink. Maybe in next year’s model.
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